That's right I'll help you plan your holiday for free
That's right I'm offering to plan your holiday for free. It might be complete madness but I love planning holidays almost as much as I love going on them. So far I've visited over 20 different countries and many more cities, gone on countless tours and day trips, and drank in more pubs than my slightly fuzzy memory of them can cope with. I've travelled alone, with friends, and by plane, train and automobile, I've done all my trips on a budget and usually had money left over at the end. It's got to the stage now where my friends just leave me to sort it all out and then send me the money at the end, and you wont even have to do that. You're not getting mates rates, you're getting everything planned for free and you don't even have to take me with you.
I've been inspired by the dozens of free walking tours I've been on to try this approach, but unlike with the free tours you'll never have me glowering at you as you walk away without tipping. When I say I'm planning your trip for free I mean it. Sure I'll set up a donate to me box and if after the trip you think I've done a decent job feel free to come back here and give me a tip, but I wont be hounding you for it, I promise.
Your holiday planned for free
I know what you're thinking, in the words of John McEnroe 'you cannot be serious.' Only hopefully you're less angry. I am absolutely serious I will find a hotel to meet your specifications and budget, I'll find parking at the airport if you need it, flights from the airports your most happy to use, find out the best way for you to get from the airport to your hotel, recommend tours and attractions for you, and let you know if you need to pre-book any of them. I can't offer you a money back guarantee, because I wont be taking any money from you, but I'll do what I can to make sure you come back to me again. So what's in it for me? Well I'm glad you asked. I've signed up to promote some of the biggest players in travel such as Expedia, Viator, Tripadvisor, Jet2, Hotels.com, Lastminute.com and many more. What this means is if you book a holiday through one of my links I get a small percentage of the companies profit, it doesn't cost you a penny more, the company is happy you've chosen them on my recommendation and I get a few pound in return, quite simply everyone is a winner.
It's your trip your way no catches.
The system will work entirely on trust, and it's not even you trusting me, it's entirely me putting the work in and then trusting you'll use the links I send, if you don't there's nothing I can do about it, and in truth I'll never know. Because I'm just sending you links to my recommendations you're doing all the booking so I'll never be asking for your bank details or anything like that, and other than needing an email address and a little information about what kind of things you enjoy doing on holiday I wont need to know anything else about you, so it couldn't be safer. The trip will be entirely tailored to what you want to do, and it really will cost you absolutely nothing. Well the planning you wont you do still need to pay for the actual holiday. I'm not quite that generous.